Such a day requires special handling of ones 40k armies - especially with small grade explosives so easily attainable. Big D and I have been discussing this at length and we have developed the following rules for your battles today. Please enjoy the following read, and please let us know if you are foolish enough to blow up any of your models.
For today, and today alone, any model that would fire ordnance must instead place a lit M-60 on the table at the point the scatter die would indicate. This will replace any template needed.



Of course if a vehicle pops smoke, it must do so with you lighting one of those silly little smoke bombs on top of your tanks.

We would consider this a living rulebook of sorts. If you have great ideas, please dont hesitate to add them!
Happy 4th of July!